I don't even have to think about it any more. I have tried them all. Strawberry....cherry....pink lemonade....tropical punch. I have settled on grape. I have even begun a campaign to produce Grape Kool-Aid cologne. Imagine the heads that will turn at the night clubs. The bathroom attendant can toss the Cool Water. I might even bathe in it if it wouldn't turn my skin purple. Imagine the pleasured recognition as I pass people in the street. Smiles....only smiles. And then wonder and curiosity. The familiarity vague but true. " Doesn't that man smell like....like.....ummm....I know!! .._- Grape Kool-aid!?!?!!!".
Yes. It's true. Grape Kool-Aid has an almost universal appeal. It cures tooth-aches and head wounds. Quenches thirsts. A cold glass of it can make you warm inside. Gives you that big...bright....happy...ear to ear Kool-aid smile! Buy a packet today! Put a few powdered pinches in your pockets. Sprinkle some on your dashboard. Watch the world change around you.
Grape Kool-Aid. I'm not even kidding. Grape Kool-Aid. It's the answer!
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