Suddenly, a huge black limousine appeared from a dustcloud. A tall, dark man with sunglasses opened the door and told me to "Get in!"... I got in. He explained that he had been looking for me, and wanted me to come to his party. "Most of the people coming..." he explained...." are just like you!"
"Wow!" I said.. "They all work in the turnip industry? Do you think they could get me a job!?" Before I could draw another breath, the doors unlocked and a large blackleather shoe came across my right cheek, and I was once again left in a dustcloud.
Minutes later, another black limo came sliding up the dry dirt road next to me. The doors popped open, and a well dressed man in a blue tie exclaimed to me...."Hi! I'm Mitt Romney....and I'm running for president.! I've been looking for you. You just fell out of the turnip truck, right?"
"Well, actually....I think I just fell out of President Obama's limousine."
The doors slammed shut and the man said to the driver..."Too late!....Let's go!...., and he flipped me a bird as his black tinted window rolled up and he sped away.