We'll start with a series of vaccinations ("eleven shots by two Ma....how sure are you, Ma?")...intended to fend off diseases that might spread to the masses. A real personal "hello" injected into your child by two. Without any personal research or doubt,.. let us pierce your child with a needle to thwart off subtle influences from within. And as a parent...filled with faithful fascism..you allow it ... in a dunned conformity... naively lofting your child into a false perception. A timeless world of butterflies and bumblebees ...where life's biggest tragedy is a skinned knee. Illusions promised of dreams fantasied in a world where decisions....even as they involve your child...will be made for you.
Promises of an education! Well why not?? You trusted them with needles injecting unknown microscopic substances into your greatest work of art. Certainly they can be trusted with your child's education.
' Trust us....to indoctrinate...er,...educate your dear sweet child. There is really nothing left for you to worry about. We've got it from here....'