The hypocrite! There he goes again! Touting his morality...Spewing his "holier than thou "... diatribal crap! Every sinner he paints with a scarlet letter...he paints on himself ! Yet there he sits, ...as he sloshes his beer to his lips and full-body scans another lady half his age.
If she looks at him....she is HOT! If she snubs him, she is a SLUT! He calls another one "fat"...as he squirms in his barstool and jostles his beer-belly over his belt buckle. What a hypocrite! What an oaf! An obvious truth in your relationship that can't be denied!
Maybe everyone has their moment...when after a hundred or so obnoxiously opinionated statements, they stumble across one that is blunderingly beautiful! Or maybe there is a genius to this hypocritical character, that I have somehow missed.
But suddenly,...as I accidentally tuned in and recalled a friendship that in ages past, seemingly warranted my learned attention...he started making SENSE! I stopped myself to wonder... " Have I descended to the level of my neanderthal friend?! " The PURE and unadulterated LOGIC of his typecasts and condescensions! What IS this that I am hearing from this 'hypocritical oaf' turned modern day Socrates!?
He is the pot, calling the kettle black! And I began to realize a simple truth: Sometimes, obnoxious idiots hold within them a capacity for clarity and simple reality...unencumbered by tact, ethics, ..or even hypocrisy!
"Just because it is the 'pot' calling the kettle black....does not mean the 'pot' is wrong! " -elrok