I am not a doctor....but I have studied a disease of the geriatric male for decades. At first, I feared cancer. Perhaps prostrate cancer? Lung cancer? Colorectal cancer? Oh please! PLEASE!! ..PLEASE NO BACK PAIN OR OSTEOARTHRITIS!! Please PLEASE PLEASE!! ....LET MY PECKER WORK ALL THE WAY TO THE END! Oh, PLEASE, dear Lord. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO ME!!! As I drew closer to that fateful destiny I began to notice a disease that...I hadn't really thought about much before, and kinda wrote it off as ...well, I don't know,...a generation gap? What ailments of old age will overtake me? First wonder, then worry. WHAT IS COMING? As you approach that geriatric age, some fears may begin to set in.
WHAT IS THIS DISEASE I DISCOVERED WITHOUT THAT UNNECESSARY MEDICAL DEGREE.? ..."A.O.M.S."
That spiraling approach to senility has a precursor! Tired of the bullshit...weary of mustering sympathy....fed-up with attempting to untangle ambiguities .... exhausted from inane political arguments...removing the filters of soft-pedaling and losing conscience in telling dirty jokes. Unwilling to allow any more decay of your own generations moralities, .... a syndrome develops in men approaching old age. "A.O.M.S." is a disease that afflicts 85% of men between the ages of 50 and 'old codger'. Men in these years get ANGRY! STAUNCH! RIGID in their thinking. UNMALLEABLE!
Their thinking ....is DONE! Conclusions... have been WRITTEN! BULLSHIT!....is unnacceptable! And by-the way....they are NEVER WRONG!! A.O.M.S.!...IT'S a real disease! Angry Old Man Syndrome. Most men will develop it before they die. But remember, "Never get into a gunfight with an old man. They have little to lose."
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