Beluga Man

250 lbs. of numb-nut idiot tries to be a hero today, and save the planet by tossing my freshly caught finger mullet back into the river. Poorly informed and misguided generation of pussy-whipped fools...trying to impress his pale pasty white computer gaming full body tattoo-ed girlfriend, I guess. Let me set you straight, little big-man. Your two-hundred and fifty pounds of keyboard banging video game playing beluga flesh is no match for this hardened chiseled piece of man meat....so, be careful what you say.....and more careful what you do ...behind your ethereal fantasy that the matter of your mere poundage will somehow save you from the lightning fast adrenaline enhanced blows you are about to take to your jawline. Save the planet on another, safer day...when I'm not around. Those finger mullet you were 'ker-plunking" back into the river , little big Superman, ....are bait. They will die. By my hands, or by the jaws of a tooth filled redfish! My God! Jesus himself might have been stoned to death on the shoreline of the Halifax River!!...., had he dared to perform his fish miracle there! So many mind-numbed spoon-fed quasi intellectual dumbasses.....never left the couch, but have somehow become environmental geniuses. F#$k off! Gheeeezhhh!