Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Elrok Movie Review: 'ADRIFT'



Chick-Flick WARNING!!   Chick-Flick WARNING!!

Estrogen producing males prone to tearing up in movies .....or men who take bubble-baths alone:

DO NOT ENTER THE THEATER!

Let's just say...you were stranded at sea  and starving,  and you somehow stumble  across a life-saving 32 oz. jar of SKIPPY BRAND PEANUT BUTTER!.  Would you eat the whole jar yourself,  or would you share?

The main female character in this movie DID NOT SHARE!

This startling revelation made the movie an unhappy one, and  'took the wind out of my sails'  ..making me want to leave the theater.

There was one great giant rogue wave though,  which was pretty cool....

This movie was based on a true story. 'The Truth" :  She ate the whole damn  jar herself :(  !

Go see it with your girlfriends. Guys...bring your own jar of skippy and sit way in the back.






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