At this time in my life...I have found myself thrust into the dating scene...divorced , penniless,..and getting old! Sadly cursed by an introspectiveness that will not allow for delusional fantasy when it comes to rejection..the reality of it all becomes strikingly clear.
And so, after putting together the top ten "Online Dating Tips For Men".....I decided to offer Part II in this little series: : " Obvious Unheeded Rejections : Here's Your Sign! "
1) Guys, if you initiate conversation ,...one of the first things you should ask her is this:
" What time is it?"
If she hesitates, rolls her eyes, walks away, seems bothered, or asks why you don't have a watch.....you have FOUND her!! A woman that is not even willing to give you the time of day! Probably should propose as soon as possible....but write your marriage proposal on an old Wendy's napkin and duct tape it to her car door handle. What the hell....she can't love you any less!
2) If she brings up a boyfriend two seconds after she has given you the time of day.....it is a defensive shield against further encroachment . I know, I know....you did't ask about her boyfriend! She's letting you know she is taken, and that entertaining "you" is not "trading -up". Keep wearing that broken watch you have have on just for style, and continue to drive that car that is three-times your mortgage payment. You will fool one someday....
3) When you attempt to make a small pass at a girl that you KNOW has ZERO PROBLEMS when it come to attracting men.
" What have I got to lose"? ...you may ask. " You'll never know if you don't try!!"
You douschebag! What you will lose is any sense of self-worth as you begin to realize your inadequacy as man to the female race. And of course..you will lose your pride, your dignity, and any self-confidence that remained after your ex-wife left you for her drug dealer..
. Not only will she "not date" you....but she feels no need to protect your fragile male ego. In fact, she is even a little bit "insulted"...that you would think yourself "worthy" enough to even IMAGINE a circumstance where you two are together. So, she will use anger ....or cop a contemptful silence....hoping that these learn-ed techniques will make you hack off your ballsack and go away..
4) Fails to expound. Expound. That's a nice way to put it I guess. Most women THRIVE on frivolous bullshit and drama. If you offer a juicy tidbit of goobery gossip...and there is no response...the " no reponse" part is for YOU!! She does not want to engage. Check back on her in 5-6 minutes and see if she isn't spreading your shit around town with hot oozing drool dripping from her lips as she savors , shares and expounds on the tasty gossip. But not with you!! Loser.
5) She says "I can't go out with you....You're like family !". Huh? Family? You have never even considered this,.. and have faithfully lusted over her smokin' hot body and sweet face for years! But now....OH NOW!! ...you realize your thoughts have been TABOO.... and even INCESTUAL!! YIKES!!!
The best you can do is apologize and move on. Perhaps you can add a small branch to your family tree for her....or make your own special "like family" tree.
6) Invitations. She has always talked about going to see " The Phantom of the Opera".... So, you invite her and she finds some excuse. Movie invite.....excuse. Lunch invite.....excuse. Party invite...excuse. Dunkin' Donuts invite.....excuse. Go ahead, if you really gotta prove it to yourself after all of that...then just GO AHEAD...and do it. Ask her what time it is....you poor witless maggot scum douschebag.
7) Other boyfriends. If you are one of many 'men' she makes time for....then she is not afraid of losing you!
If she actually shows you jewelry or lingerie from her other 'strictly platonic' relationships with other men....it is your duty to contribute as well! You should be willing to share her ...and, may the best man win! That is,...until a better man comes along..
8) Getting the hint: Understand guys, YOUR REJECTION... it's not really a hint at all!!
It's pretty dang obvious!
But guys see women they want through this 'oracle of hope '...and still believe that somewhere,...... in the shitty hand they were dealt with an ugly face , lack of status, or outright poverty....they MAY still have favor with the 'gods' and fate.
All of the obvious signals fade away and that... one.. flicker... of.. light.... that remains ,... feeds their hope : "Well, at least she didn't spit on me! :) "
And if she didn't spit on you, there's still a CHANCE!! Right?
9) Social Networking: " She doesn't hit the "like" button. "
Of course, it is JUST THAT SIMPLE!
If she likes you, even your most stupidest jokes and memes will be goddam HILARIOUS! . If she ain't hitting the "like" button.....let all your painful paranoid social media thoughts on 'why' rise up from hell's fury and slap you 'cross your ugly-ass face. She don't like ya! But it's okay. Your mother did when you were 4.
10) Introduces you to her single parent friends: ' "You are worthless to me, but maybe my friend is desperate enough and if she is I can get you off my back! "
If the words : " You should meet my friend..." comes up in the conversation, consider yourself "out".
Well guys, that's only ten rejections.....and I think I got several hundred within the first 24 hours of online dating. Don't give up hope!!! Just try to understand when "hope" is futile! Good Luck!!
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