A.O.M.S. " The Old Guys Disease"

I am not a doctor....but I have studied a disease of the geriatric male for decades. At first, I feared cancer. Perhaps prostrate cancer? Lung cancer? Colorectal cancer? Oh please! PLEASE!! ..PLEASE NO BACK PAIN OR OSTEOARTHRITIS!! Please PLEASE PLEASE!! ....LET MY PECKER WORK ALL THE WAY TO THE END! Oh, PLEASE, dear Lord. DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO ME!!! As I drew closer to that fateful destiny I began to notice a disease that...I hadn't really thought about much before, and kinda wrote it off as ...well, I don't know,...a generation gap? What ailments of old age will overtake me? First wonder, then worry. WHAT IS COMING? As you approach that geriatric age, some fears may begin to set in. WHAT IS THIS DISEASE I DISCOVERED WITHOUT THAT UNNECESSARY MEDICAL DEGREE.? ..."A.O.M.S." That spiraling approach to senility has a precursor! Tired of the bullshit...weary of mustering sympathy....fed-up with attempting to untangle ambiguities .... exhausted from inane political arguments...removing the filters of soft-pedaling and losing conscience in telling dirty jokes. Unwilling to allow any more decay of your own generations moralities, .... a syndrome develops in men approaching old age. "A.O.M.S." is a disease that afflicts 85% of men between the ages of 50 and 'old codger'. Men in these years get ANGRY! STAUNCH! RIGID in their thinking. UNMALLEABLE! Their thinking ....is DONE! Conclusions... have been WRITTEN! BULLSHIT!....is unnacceptable! And by-the way....they are NEVER WRONG!! A.O.M.S.!...IT'S a real disease! Angry Old Man Syndrome. Most men will develop it before they die. But remember, "Never get into a gunfight with an old man. They have little to lose."

Patriotic Poltergeist Lady

Dejoy, Postal Jesus and Savior

  It 'could' be that DeJoy is the Jesus we have all been waiting for. But realistically, he seems like a real bastard and a selfish punk. And of course, ...an extreme narcissist. Even through some miracle where your DeJoy Jesus 'resurrects' the post office.....I will never work for someone I can't trust. What good does it do to save the post office financially...yet make it even more of a shi#hole to work in? DeJoy has already underestimated the mass exodus created by his belligerent antics. He is not a good leader....and is kinduva punk. I can't tell you how disgustingly brazen he, and his minion managers are ..... in the way they disrespect their own employees. They get away with it!! If a person from the street, or from your local Publix...treated me like they do .... we would be having fisticuffs in the street! They are PROTECTED on that workroom floor..... and they use that protection to degrade and abuse through fear, threats, coercion, and intimidation, the inadequate weaklings treating the post office like their own personal kingdom! They must be miserable at home lol. Now, ...if you are a manager....SPEAK UP!! If you are a manager who won't speak up about the obvious consensus of abuse... you are part of the problem! When we speak out here, we are not just a bunch of whiney idiots. Sure, there are a lot of crappy employees. There are a lot of stupid ones. But not all! One of the easiest ways for management to get rid of a problem,...is to DENY that there even IS one! That denial,..could cost the USPS dearly. They had better start to amend their ways.....or financial failure will be eternal.

Dante Gabrielle Rossetti meets Death Cab for Cutie

Rock the Baby's Cradle; Truth or Dare : Olivia's Darkest Secret Scene featuring Coheed and Cambria

Pontoon Gorilla Dance

Beluga Man

250 lbs. of numb-nut idiot tries to be a hero today, and save the planet by tossing my freshly caught finger mullet back into the river. Poorly informed and misguided generation of pussy-whipped fools...trying to impress his pale pasty white computer gaming full body tattoo-ed girlfriend, I guess. Let me set you straight, little big-man. Your two-hundred and fifty pounds of keyboard banging video game playing beluga flesh is no match for this hardened chiseled piece of man meat....so, be careful what you say.....and more careful what you do ...behind your ethereal fantasy that the matter of your mere poundage will somehow save you from the lightning fast adrenaline enhanced blows you are about to take to your jawline. Save the planet on another, safer day...when I'm not around. Those finger mullet you were 'ker-plunking" back into the river , little big Superman, ....are bait. They will die. By my hands, or by the jaws of a tooth filled redfish! My God! Jesus himself might have been stoned to death on the shoreline of the Halifax River!!...., had he dared to perform his fish miracle there! So many mind-numbed spoon-fed quasi intellectual dumbasses.....never left the couch, but have somehow become environmental geniuses. F#$k off! Gheeeezhhh!

Introducing: Miss Sandee Mar, .... Environmental Savior and Genius

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx( press "play" button twice for video ) xxxxxxxxxxxxxINTRODUCING KAREN OF THE DAY, MISS SANDEE MAR : Lol... oh boy. I wonder if this is the same lady I caught taking finger mullet out of my bait bucket by the casements and tossing them back into the water a few months ago. You know, I could have had her arrested....but I showed kindness and mercy ;). 🙄... Sandra, Sandra, Sandra.... you poor poor woman....Disneyfied and ill-informed like so many of today's society. Thanks , Walt Disney.....for making a Mouse human... Here she is! Author, Miss Sandra Mar :

Sandee Mar asks: "What kind of fisherman are you to allow fish to lay out there like that and suffer why don't you have a bucket to put should have something on that boat it has where you can put them in water tell you I just don't know about people sometimes " 6 h6 hours ago Reply ELROK Author

Sandee Mar ....sweet, sweet misguided soul. Don't you worry your pretty lil head now. It's gonna be okay....it's gonna be okay.. This was the intermediate transfer from bucket to plate. Fish murder is not a crime yet, but please contact your local legislators. The fish were treated fishmanely, and were given a deep tissue massage with a fish scaler before being devoured on my customer's plate. You shoulda seen what these fish were up to before they were justly caught and imprisoned on my boat!

The whiting had been MURDERING live baby shrimp all morning!! It was a tough choice, but I am PRO-TOUGH Choice. He had to be yanked out of the water and incarcerated in my livewell. After a short onboard court session, he was determined to be GUILTY of over 25 shrimp murders IN JUST ONE DAY!! It would have been a SIN ! ... to send him back into the Halifax and let him continue his mass murder. You can be content to know that he will NEVER murder a cute sweet innocent helpless shrimp 🍤 again!

The rest of these fish were found to be accomplices and accessories after- the-fact. I think they are some kind of gang out of (the Gulf of) Mexico...and are here illegally. Don't worry....I have contacted border control and they are aware of the issue. These other cute, sweet, helpless, struggling, suffocating, lovable, sexy , huggable and kissable fish,... are now awaiting trial in a dark Siberian prison made especially for fish by General Electric.

I hope the trial is fair...and their sentence is short. But you never know. My customers took them to their 'home state' for trial, and the laws are a little different there. What kind of fisherman you ask? I am a SUPER FISHERMAN!

...roving the waters and catching these criminals to ensure truth! Justice! ...and the American way!

Red Lobster, Publix, Winn - Dixie, Aldi's...and your local fish market DO NOT AFFORD THESE FISH A FAIR DAY IN COURT!! Yes! They are often convicted and imprisoned WITHOUT THEIR DAY IN COURT!!! WILD, I KNOW!! ... But these types of fisherman unfortunately exist in today's society, as I am sure you are well aware!

We can all end this injustice by banning these places of business and bringing them to their knees financially! Just be sure to stock up on tofu and fresh produce before we END them!

Thank you, Sandee... for bringing awareness to a problem that has only prevailed in modern American society. People like you .

Attached is a picture of a local convict who was duly sentenced about 3 days ago in a local courtroom.

He ,... and his ENTIRE FAMILY have been convicted, sentenced, then trialed for the torture and murder of over 10, 000...yes TEN THOUSAND!! mud crabs, fiddler crabs, and oysters since February 2024!! WHAT IS GOING WRONG WITH MODERN FISH SOCIETY !!?? I think it has something to do with fish abortions and the erosion of the sanctity of fish life. SometimeS,...I think these fish were raised without any parenting or guidance. Somehow,...they have seen fit to hold human beings in higher regard than their own fish civilization! Sad, I know...but what are we to do?!

If you happen to see any of these fish criminal scoundrels...DO NOT RELEASE THEM !! They steal! They murder! They maraude in gangs and sometimes eat their OWN CHILDREN!! We can all end the senseless suffering by surfacing these underwater criminals and keeping them from wreaking havoc amongst fish society. It's up to us...the fishermen, (and SuperFishermen ;) ) of Planet Earth...to end the senseless slaughter and cannibalism! Thank you again, Sandra Mar..... you have done MUCH for the cause and now MANY local fisherman (and wannabe SuperFishermen like me) .....will soon be posting pictures of the fish that THEY have brought to justice! Grab a scuba mask and take a swim. See what goes on down there for FOR YOURSELF! It is chaos and bedlam!! Interview a school of sharks with a chrome microphone ( please don't use fish to attract them it COULD BE DANGEROUS!) ...and justice can begin to be served....

Shhhhhhhhhh! You don't need to say a thing......

 

Hop Aboard! Rock Buoy Pinfish Carters, Ormond Beach Fl . You know the words! ...or do you ??

 

Golden Slumbers, by K Rock

 

The Spirit of Ormond

 

Luke's Rainy Day Game Show

 

Home is the Sailor ; Requiem, by Robert Louis Stevenson

 

Postmaster Angel

......" I was good to ALL of  ' MY 'employees" , quoth one postmaster. ..."if"...this is true, ...and I'm sorry but I have plenty of experience to the contrary...then you are the exception, and not the rule. This place is full of cb's and sob's.....who MUST assimilate to the toxic behaviors in management ...in order to exist in that realm. The USPS is a godless entity.... to whom most PM's and Spvsrs pay homage . Now I ask you...all of you gung-ho freakazoids in management.....'Why would you pay homage to a Godless entity? And to whom...or WHAT exactly ..........are you paying homage ?' When you guys 'suck it up' ...and accept and contribute to the toxic and hostile work environment that IS the USPS.....never daring to question , advise or challenge your devilish leadership.....you are just as much at fault as they are. Complacency is acceptance. Contributing is just plain effed up. You get one narcissistic askhole like Kevin Scullivan or PMG DeJoy in a position of authority , and all of you gotta follow suit like some sort of minions. Terrible, terrible place run by unparented children run amuck with no moral compass or sense of decency. For shame!

 

The Answer

Sometimes I ask dear God and Jesus
If He could find a way to pleasus
By sending  answers , I suppose-ess
And I ...could I be His newfound Moses?.

I cannot climb the great Sinai
my mountain's  only six feet high
The answers from those tablets clearly
Showed those  laws that You hold so dearly

But what about my faggot friend?
Did Your crack pipe bring your ultimate end? 
How much was a gram of coke then?
Was crystal meth made with desert sand? 

Why through some strange moral contortion
Have You allowed my sister's abortion?
Does 100 proof vodka make You puke-ess?
Can we kill Islam before they nuke us?

When great Moses scaled Sinai
were his people on a heroin high?



I am waiting
For reply
To my
Bellowed cry
For the answer..

The answer
Might it be
A queersome
Mystery...?
A game without
A victory...?
A lie.

Waiting  waiting for reply
But if the answer is a lie...
Then bury me
Under live trees

And tell me
The answer
Tell me
The answer
Tell me
The answer