Tuesday, August 22, 2017

What a Winker!

Winking.
You gotta be careful.
If you can't be careful,..then just don't do one.
(A wink.)
 Here are some famous winkers, with their winks explained...

There's the :   'I'ma  dumbass,  but I am a President!'  wink..

Slightly overconfident and very insecure all at the same time.    Remember that scene from the movie "Talladega Nights"....when Ricky Bobby was being photographed but  didn't know what to do with his hands?  The same sequences of brain synapses were firing whenever we were Bush-winked. Sometimes you just wink when you don't know what else to do.


The Texan/cowboy macho wink:



Then,  there's the "I got this in the BAG!  ;) "    wink...


Overconfident and delusional.., closing in on crazy farm.

And then,  there is the...." I'm a liar.  You know it.  I know it!  And there ain't a goddam thing anybody can do about it,  so eff  y'all"  wink...
  

Also,  there is the  "I'm effing sexy and I know it,  ..and I want YOU to know it...but if I open my mouth and attempt to utter anything that makes sense....it might blow my image.  So ...I'll just wink"   wink:



The "I'm just a goof"  wink:

The "cat"  wink:

The Crystal Meth wink:


The "I'ma  Ho" wink:





The  "I'm an aspiring 'Ho" wink:




The "Hoodwink"  ;)





The "  He Broke Me!! "   wink  :
  

The  "Workin' the System!"  wink:


The  "Fill in the gaps in my utter dim wit with a wink"    wink:


The " Politics made me RICH!",  suckers!"   wink:


The "in Church but gotta pee"  wink:

The 'brain freeze' wink:

The toothache wink :


The.."I am truly happy with my new gay lover ." .... wink:
  

The "  Vladmir  personal net worth: 200 Billion,   ..Bill Gates net worth:  a measily-skweasily 80 billion :) "   wink:


The " Check  out my dating profile darlin' "  wink:



The "somebody just tooted" wink:


The "I've had a bit too much to drink"  wink:
  

Got a winker in your world?  The only way to throw him off his game,  is to wink right back!  A reflective silent gesture might make for a little introspectiveness!  Maybe next time,  he will 're-think' the wink!